I heard Michael Kasny speak about his newest book on Jewish humor: Let There Be Laughter: A Treasury of Great Jewish Humor and What It All Means. He and the book are funny, even if he never really gets to what it all means. I did an earlier blog on Jewish jokes which you can see here. That got me wondering about newer jokes having to do with Donald Trump. Here are a few of the ones that made me giggle:
I asked a Jew who he was going to vote for as president.
He said, “Well, the last time Jews listened to a bush, they wandered in the desert for 40 years.”
What’s the difference between God and Donald Trump?
God doesn’t think he is Donald Trump.
Minorities have the race card, women have the gender card, homosexuals have the gender card, white men have the trump card.
Donald Trump is going to be the next president, but the real winner is Melania Trump. Now she can call herself the First Lady instead of the Third Wife.
How many Donald Trump supporters does it take to change a light bulb? Look, we can change the light bulb. That I will tell you. We’re changing it, ok? And I understand what you’re saying, I hear it all the time. People call me and say “Is the light bulb really dead?”. That’s what they are asking me, its unbelievable. The light bulb is in big trouble, that I can tell you. But we are going to change it.
I’d like to make another political joke, but it would just end up being president!